electronic gear and hip factor

I've entered the jet-set modern age. I officially own and have operated a Blue Tooth Hands-free headset for my phone. I am now one of the movers and shakers of weekday Stockholm (weekend Stockholm is full of bridge and tunnel people.)

Now I can also annoy people when I speak too loud because I am not sure if they can hear me since the microphone is basically at my earlobe.

Now I can also confuse people when I speak to seemingly no one or perhaps in their direction and they wonder who I'm talking to. Hello people...I've got an ear piece headset people...Welcome to the future!

Now I can impress my friends that I can do other things with my hands like hold the steering wheel or my handlebars or the grip of the baby carriage while going down an escalator.

Now I can lose or break two things.

Now I have FOUR things to keep track of when I leave the house.

Spectacles, testicles, watch, wallet. Wait...where's the Blue Tooth Ear piece headset in that?