living at ikea

If a event/phenomenon randomly repeats and inter-connects on a given day, albeit a total coincidence, it can definitely earn the right to dictate the theme of the day. If that's the case then today is IKEA day.

My day was structured around a quick excursion to IKEA --now that's an oxymoron. Ironically, despite being 25 behind my original schedule I arrive 20 minutes BEFORE opening. Also, despite a limited need and a devilish plan I only achieved about half of my mission before I had to scad-addle back to pick up the Bean.

I thought I had left behind IKEA as I went to Hedgehogs. When recounting my failure someone reminded that there was someone living at the NJ IKEA. Haphazardly I found a thread on LIS about this guy.

Mark Malkov is currently finishing out his week living at IKEA in Paramus, NJ.